An older lady decided to give herself a big treat for her 70th birthday by Staying overnight in an expensive hotel. When she checked out next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for $250,00. She exploded and demanded to know why the charge was so high.
“It’s a Nice hotel but the rooms certainly aren’t worth $250.00 for just an overnight Stay! I didn’t even have breakfast.”
The clerk told her that $250.00 is The ‘standard rate’, so she insisted on speaking to the Manager.
The Manager appeared and, forewarned by the desk clerk, announced:
“This Hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference centre which are available for use.”
“But I didn’t use them,” she said. ”Well, they are here, and you could have,” explained the manager.
He went on to explain that she could also have seen one of the in-hotel shows for which the hotel is famous.
“We have the best entertainers from the World over performing here,” the Manager said. “But I didn’t go to any of those shows,” she said.
“Well, we have them, and you could have,” the Manager replied.
No matter what amenity the Manager mentioned, she replied, “But I didn’t use it!” The Manager countered with his standard response.
After several minutes Discussion with the Manager unmoved, she decided to pay, wrote a check and gave it to him. The Manager seemed surprised when he looked at the check.
“But madam, this check is for only $50.00.” “That’s correct. I charged You $200.00 for sleeping with me,” she replied. “But I didn’t!” exclaims the very surprised Manager.
“Well, too bad, I was here, and you could have.”
Moral of the story don’t mess with Senior Citizens !!!
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